Well, since the Donald loves to build walls, brags constantly of his buildings and deals, why doesn’t he work out a deal with the folks in Burns, Oregon to build a wall around the small government owned compound (leading to the National wildlife refuge) a bunch of knot-heads are occupying in the name of freedom and the constitution. These are not Mexican criminals or Muslim terrorists, but instead folks who are about the wide open prairie and horses and guns and wish to steal land from the U.S. Government and wave the flag while doing it, although there is emerging belief that most of these religious patriots are suspect, for why else would nameless strangers be sending them huge supplies of dildos?
These gun-toting tough-guys reminiscent of the old west, who are affiliated and in some cases related to Cliven Bundy over in Nevada, (his son is present in the park) evidently complained about the onslaught of dildos and went public in a demand that whomever was sending them instantly halt it! Well, this was kind of stupid, because immediately after their demand, more dildos showed up, along with a huge vat of a lubricant, indicating something unwholesome was going on behind the fences and within the rooms in the compound among these chanters of the New Testament and their re-edited version of the constitution.
Are bitter gay people who are not members of the Log Cabin GOP membership responsible for the delivery of dildos and lubricant to these gun-slinging, hard-bitten camouflage-garbed constitution and bible reciters trying to protect freedom in America? If so, it might be that resentful, long-closeted gays, who had little freedom to be who they were and do what they wanted freely in America, want these rugged individualists who hate the government to experience just how painful it is to be singled out by that very same government as freaks and fairies forced to mince about with dildos in hand in a confined area hidden from a public that mocks and despises them and refuses to let them marry.
Does the shirt-and-tie-clenched-Adam’s apple Log Cabin crew have something to do with this, and have they consulted the Donald?
So far, Donald Trump, the builder, has not chimed in on the Burns ordeal, or the clan, possibly because he does not want to get caught up in a situation where he might have to comment on dildos and lubricants. Has the Donald been contacted yet by the local citizens in Burns who have to be pretty outraged by the supposed antics going on inside the compound of a national park preserved for the observation of wild animals by curious, unsuspecting tourists?
One can hear them now in the local Burns diner: “Them boys probly seen that goddam movie about them faggot cowboys, which is a buncha bullshit—ain’t no faggot cowboys.”
“Brokeback Mountain, real crock-a shit.”
“Why yah think them dildos been sent there with that grease, then? Maybe them boys is…needle dicks?”
‘Tell yah what, Cliven Bundy, he’s a friend of mine, he’s a Mormon, by God, and he wouldn’t approve of his kid getting’ porked in the ass by no dildo…”
“’Less somebody’s packing his hockey with the real thing.”
“The Angel Moroni sure as hell ain’t gonna like that sorta degenerate bullshit.”
“For God’s Sake, what’s America come down to, cowboys having a fucking faggot sex orgy right under our fuckin’ noses!”
“Time we got the Donald in here to build a wall around them scumbags.”
“Build a wall around ‘em and don’t let ‘em out and spread no AIDS disease.”
So far, the Donald has not had to make his views public on gay rights, though we are all sure he does have gay friends in the business and many of them are nice people, wonderful people, as long as they’re not Barney Frank.
The Log Cabin dweebs? Well, we’ll see if the Donald wants them to take charge of his dirty work in doing something about the cartridge-belt toting marauders frolicking around with greased up dildos, country western music in the background, no doubt.
Come to think of it, does Barney Frank have a hand in sending this largess of dildos and lubricants? Could Barney be playing a cruel joke on these macho vigilantes? I’m sure Barney has issues after all the cruel jokes that were played on him behind his back and up front all his life and relishes revenge against former gay bashers who are latent fairies, mincing around like twinkle-toes.
Maybe the Donald can get together with Jerry Fallwell Jr or Billy Graham’s kid and Cliven Bundy and try and root this monstrousness out before GOP gays from all over America try to get in on the fun and it becomes an epidemic. Thing is, if he wants to build a wall around a bunch of homosexual degenerates, what will Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio and Jeb Bush have to say about it, much less the witch doctor?
Poor Burns. They never asked for this. They were just a bunch of rednecks content to live hundreds of miles away from liberals and homosexuals and now they have an infestation of ungodly perversity on their hands--among their own! What next--Viagra and gay porn raining down from the skies, gays streaming in from all over the country, stampeding the heavily armed fortress?
Well, if the Donald, by decree, can bamboozle Mexico into building a wall to keep their people out of America, and bomb a bunch of Arabs in Iraq into smithereens and steal their oil, and push Putin around, there’s no reason why the good people of Burns can’t get him to build a wall to keep a bunch of creepy sexual degenerates inside and make THEM pay for it!